The Nike Soccer Ball

I woke up from dreaming of a Nike soccer ball.
I opened the door and there it was! It whispered to me…
“I am from Argentina.
I was once owned by Lionel Messi, the best soccer player in the world.
I am soft, bumpy and a little hard.
I smell like grass and dirt.
I sound like a cat that is really, really quiet.
I look like a really round handball, but only bigger.
I feel like the softest ball in the… UNIVERSE!!!
I taste like salt and people’s yucky feet."